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how the fuck do people make milk out of almonds

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

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  1. juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  2. romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

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U WAS MY BABY. MY FUCKIN SYNONYM APPLE
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Chicago - 8-29

Chicago - 8-29

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5 Seconds of Summer: Billboard Cover Shoot + Bathtub Q&A!!!

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