android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
I hate 12 year olds that are amazing at playing piano
i love you back :-)
i was about to go to bed ic ant believe this why doesn’t liz respect me
can’t sleep. need money. miss harry styles.
teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)